I bet you used to fancy having a Brazilian. Don’t lie to yourself, everyone knows you did. There was a time when you couldn’t go a day without hearing talk of the latest spectacular Brazilian people had seen. Word would spread round the office, you might get sent a Youtube link. Upon opening the video you would witness something flamboyant, skilful and full of wonder, something that people in this country could only hope to understand and would never produce themselves.
Canary Conspiracies 